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OMG BLIZZARD ANNOUNCED D3 IS COMING OUT 5-15-12

By Hammer Mar 15th 2012 at 10:03 pm MDT
Check out their website. http://us.battle.net/d3 Thats only 2 months away guys n girls.

Better dust off your battle axes and oil up our blades. I can't help but feel somehow responsible. With all the positive energy I've been sending Blizzards way (the goat I sacrificed 2 days ago). Think i'm gonna start as a barbarian of course. Who am i kidding there was never any doubt. I have an unquenchable thirst for sexy armor and weapons.

Also there is a 90% chance that you'll get sexed on by the Krunk God. Someone find me that link on Utube asap.

I think I'll schedule a week off to celebrate the game properly, nail my windows and doors shut, Stock up on hotpockets and Game Fuel (mt dew) and call it a week.

PS nichole claimes the demon hunter.


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